My Parents Could Have Called Me...

Aoife (eee-fah)

Caoimhe (kwee-veh)

Dearbhla (derv-la)

Gráinne (grawn-yeh)

Meadhbh (may-veh)

Naimh (nee-av)

Saoirse (seer-sha)

Síle (shee-lah)

Sinead (shin-ayd)

...instead of Siobhán (shi-von)

Lee Mack on Irish Names

 

Candle Scent Ideas...

Cat Piss on Your Rug

Dead Fish under Your Car Seat

Dirty Hair

Dog Shit between Your Toes

Fraternity Floor You Woke up on

NYC Garbage Strikes

Hockey Bags

Brown Kitchen Sponge

Low Tide

Old Men Who Have Given up

Any Port Authority Restroom

Road Kill

Last Season’s Milk Still in Your Fridge

Stink Bug You Squashed

Water Treatment Plant Adjacent to the Property You Just Bought